How long have you been together?
We will have been together not quite a year when we tie the knot. Yes, it could be impulsive, but it's also romantic. Remember romance?
How long have you known each other?
We've known each other for five years in August, and have been good friends for most of that time.
Are you sure?
Yes!!! Overwhelmingly.
Are you planning to have children?
Yes!!! Overwhelmingly.
Who's going to carry the baby?
The plan is Ruby, but that's one of the beauties of a two-uterus relationship. We have options.
Can I be your sperm donor?
The jury is out on the best way to accomplish the pseudo-virgin birth. Again, the advantage of options.