Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Good Morning, World!

If you gamble everything for love, you gonna be aaaalriiiiight. Allllllriiiiiiight.

Thanks for the Chelsea Morning, baby. Still covered in butterscotch; let's keep speaking in present tenses, OK?


And now, without further adieu, introducing:

Today's Wedding Issue:
Why won't anyone just send us a solo cello arrangement of Walk The Line?

The only problem with this new column is that sometimes we have more than one Wedding Issue per day. Like yesterday, it was "Honey, the Lamborghini is booked!", and then later it was "Gosh, how many vegetarians will it take to get through 5 lbs. of baked beans?". You'll just have to wing it along with us on those days.

Amos

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